You stupid cunt, someone disagreeing with your point of view, does not make them a troll.
It makes them someone who disagrees with you, has this never happened to you before? I'm insulted that you infer I thought your post was great, but sought to cause upset by calling it out as shit.
Perhaps this is one of the many reasons why you were dumped, and now seek to bore the public with tiresome, callow tales, mangled together with your crude use of the English language. Shoe-horning large excerpts into lie of the week for additional exposure. I lost concentration in large part, but it seems to consist of "I dunna a sex". Good for you, now fuck off.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:11, 3 replies)

i'd just like to say
well done all and keep up the good work.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:29, closed)

Yes
I think the contributions of this man are the best things in QoTW and without his thoughtful, incisive comments it would be a much worse place. Who can forget his "All women are whores" or "I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE" - let alone his masterful "I hope you fall under a moving car on the way home" ?
Is there anyone else capable of such wit ? We're so lucky to have him with us.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:35, closed)

I loved your post on the original story, now sadly lost to the bane of thread deletion, but fabulous work nonetheless.
Do you still collect care bears?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:50, closed)

Come on
you can do better than that. C- at best there Rory.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:57, closed)

Wasn't it about internet communities and hugglewuggles and shit like that.
It was depressingly twee.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:04, closed)

No, dear boy
it was actually differentiating between people who actually contribute to the site, and people who just post spiteful bile that they wouldn't have the balls to say face to face to anyone...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:42, closed)

It’s all sailed over your head due to your poor attentive span.
The original post spammed a shit cringeworthy blog. I contributed to the forum by saying as much. The rest of the replies consisted of the predictable knighting of an internet trollop, and Piston being his usual socially crippled self. If you want to play nicely fuck off to mumsnet.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:00, closed)

Wouldn't that be 'attention span'? Or is his span (?) particularly attentive, yet poor in some other ambiguous respect?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:40, closed)

it's a little later, but I've been busy...
I checked out 'mumsnet', as you suggested - it was pretty dull. Just some needy cunt with the handle 'lyonmum', banging on about how she regretted being equipped with a womb as it had spawned nothing but a very forgettable failure with a propensity for sweary nonsense and poor grammar.

We hooked up. I shall be violating her, thursday week. Up the wrong 'un.

Thanks for the tip (as 'lyonmum' will doubtlessly scream).
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 1:26, closed)

If doing a pensioner confined to a wheelchair with MS is the best that you can do fire away
I see why you keep knighting fat QOTW chicks, the chances are one day you'll catch one at a particularly low point in their life.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:22, closed)

Her wheelchair has MS?
Such cruel irony...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:15, closed)

are you on your period?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:29, closed)

is that a punctuation style joke
or a crude reference to menstruation/anger issues? just want the clarity.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:32, closed)

The latter. His punctuation is just about adequate, if a little prone to overuse of the comma. That said, the sentence structure is distinctly substandard.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:34, closed)

Thanks, from what I have read
he just seems a like a big illiterate cunt.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:39, closed)

^ said the prick who posted that abomination.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:43, closed)

Rory..
you and the onerous fadger should get a room and then you could spawn some really hateful abominations.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:46, closed)

I love you guys!
You give me something interesting to read while I wait for my porn to load!
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:27, closed)

We really need a section in the FAQ explaining what the term "troll" actually means.
That is, not just "someone who must be silenced".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:21, closed)

You wouldn't know a troll if it fucked you in the ear.
/troll
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 1:47, closed)

Whenever I see "troll" being flung around on here, I always imagine Bill O'Reilly getting contradicted by someone sane, then spluttering with anger and fuming about how American liberals have far too much freedom to contradict him - as if he's the victim.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 2:06, closed)

I quite liked this explanation of trolls, and the evolution thereof.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:36, closed)