That bitch, she crazy!!
Not me but a friend started seeing a girl from Tunisia. He had only been seeing her for a couple of weeks and she was engaged to one of those genuine autistic math's geniuses, who was always away in Switzerland earning silly amounts, leaving her to fuck her way through most of my town and she knew she would never be caught because genuine autistics can be very trusting, it is there blessing and curse (truly felt sorry for this guy). At first I thought this girl, at best was a bit quirky, at worst a bit weird. I started to notice her weirdness when she told us more about her family....now her father was a surgeon and so from a young age she always wanted to follow in his footsteps, this came to a head when she stole some chloroform and a scalpel from her dads surgery and wanted to perform an operation on her little brother, in other words cut the drugged up kid and start messing around with his internal organs, you know like doctor and nurses, BUT FOR REAL!!!

Now he was wise to his sisters insanity and got the hell out of there while he could, so instead she decided to knock her cat out and cut open her cat, now I like cats, so by this point I was not best pleased with the way this story was going, she had probably killed it by giving it chloroform in the first place. So she finally cut the cat open and apparently stitched it back up, was it o.k. I asked? Yes she replied he is still alive today!.....but something didn't quite add up because she had told us she did this when she was about 9 years old and now she was on the favorable side of 40, so this cat would have been around 31 years old at least!! Now although I didn't have any hard evidence it seemed fairly clear because of her lies that she had indeed disemboweled her own cat :O My mate just didn't register any of this and continued on with the relationship, despite my warnings, until one night he awoke slightly startled.

This crazy bitch had both his balls cupped in her hands and was squeezing them, whilst looking at him in a very strange psychotic way and on her bedside table there was a razor sharp knife just lying there......needless to say he got the fuck out there as soon as possible, he missed her but only because of the filthy sex she liked.

Why is it always the nutters that are good in bed eh??
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:36, 6 replies)

arg!
that had me clamping my legs together and leaning forwards in sympathy!
(Deligrams, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:44, closed)

^^
...This!
(mobi I completed the Internet on 'hard'. Twice., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:04, closed)

Woah
I'm genuinely quite scared that people like this actually exist.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:51, closed)

They do but
I must fess up. All the story is true apart from the knife on the bedside table. I had to add that for effect. She was definately weighing up what would happen if she pulled them off.....eeeeek!!

This has actually happened to some poor bloke just because a womans advances were turned away -

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

Shut you legs for comfort before reading, haha!!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:20, closed)

Shame she didn't go through with it.
Then your mate may not have been able to be so blase about shagging someone else's missus. Though the piece of shit taking one man's money and another's cock deserved similar, I suppose.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:03, closed)

Yup
I agree. She was a massive piece of work and he was just desperate. Although I liken him to a friend he has the personality of Quagmire from family guy. He even tried it on with my long term ex, who promptly told him to fuck off!! We haven't been close since really. I was even going to post a letter through the autistic guys door to let him know what his fiance was doing but knew she would open it, as she was manipulating all his finances too....the bitch!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:16, closed)