Tore my heart out & showed me, Mola Ram style.
1st time poster,long-time lurker so be gentle - unlike the whorebag to be mentioned.
I was young, naive & overlooked OCD (3hrs to choose a shade of red paint? No, that's normal darling...isn't it?) and haughty disdain because she was way above my usual gfs/random shags. And no, alarms didn't ring at why such an attractive woman would be single.
A lot.
Shall I mention spending weekends at hers (still living at home at this point, early twenties), arriving on a Friday evening and being told Saturday afternoon I had to leave as "I was in the way and you stop me doing stuff I need to do because you're so fucking slow at walking and just want to hang out all day".

Er..I thought that's what couples did? Aaaaanyways...I got screamed at for not spending the weekend at her flat looking after her new kitten when I was supposed to be recording with my band (was ok for her to go out with her mates though). Was ordered home Saturday afternoons as mention, until she started acting lessons across London and needed somebody to ferry her to and fro. Suddenly I'm allowed to stay the whole weekend. Or drive her up to Manchester so she could buy a motorbike.

It slowly dragged on for about 18months with me unable to see I was a weak-willed doormat of a chap and she was a domineering uncaring witchfuck. The clincher?
A friend she used to work with that she had never spoken of before invited her to Washington DC for the weekend to see his new place that came with his new job.
I wasn't invited at all, "because you couldn't afford the flight" apparently. Steaming angry at myself for putting up with this treatment, I agreed to pick her up when she got back.
Except she wasn't on the return flight. Came back 3 days later and told me I had no right to be upset as "nothing happened anyway".

Huge row, I was starting to finally stand up for myself and she was shocked I had actually got upset at last.
And 3 days later was her work xmas party.
I got to look after her kitten as she went off and got drunk and stayed in a hotel. Phone rings at 4am, and it's her sister in another country far,far away asking to speak to her.
Turned out her dad had died a few hours before and the task of telling her fell to me. But I didn't know where she was staying, she didnt think it mattered that I knew because it was her work party and no I wasn't invited as I "wouldn't enjoy it".

And now the hard part - I tracked her down and had to drive out to the hotel (near the seaside) to break the news her father had died during the night. Her boss tells me the room number (he knows as I spoke to him to get directions) and I head up, knocking on the door thinking how-the-fuck-do-I-tell-her?
Door opens...can you guess?...and bloke blinking hungover at me says sure she's there but sleeping, can I come back later?
18months of being ordered around, cheated on and emotionally assfucked came spilling out, all mixed in with self loathing at putting up with her shit.
"Ok mate" I say, shaking with adrenalin,"Tell her...ah...her sister rang, her dad died last night. And tell her she's a fucking bully and I should have grown a pair of balls ages ago. She needs to get to the airport as soon as possible, it's not my fucking problem anymore."
Bloke was dumbstruck, I exhaled like a freediver surfacing after 4mins and walked away.

Does it make me a bad person for not giving a fuck if she was ok? I know I was a pussy for putting up with many,many instances of being trodden on. Like I said, I was young (an old bastard of 38 now) and stupid, blinded by norks etc etc.
Never spoke to her again after leaving that hotel and genuinely don't give a flying toss if she was ok.

Apols for length of 1st post and lack of funnies.
Have had many shit relationships since, some good ones and am now quite cheerfully ensconded with Missus & Mini Blast.
And if *you* read this, I know it's been over 15yrs and a lot of water has passed.
I still hope you cried yourself dry on the plane over to bury your dad, you horrible horrible harpy.
(Blast_Tyrant uhhhhhh...., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:37, 27 replies)

I've not read it; but you had me at "whorebag"
clicks.

edit: I've read it now.


And if *you* read this, I know it's been over 15yrs and a lot of water has passed.
I still hope you cried yourself dry on the plane over to bury your dad, you horrible horrible harpy.

HOW MUCH WATER PASSED UNDER THAT BRIDGE? HALF A TEA SPOON?

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(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:55, closed)

An excellent first go.
Glad you got teh balls at the end though.

Click
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:08, closed)

I've not read it
but I'm clicking because of your username. Assuming it is the album you are referring to.

I will now read your story
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:12, closed)

It is indeed, spent ages thinking of witty username and then spied a CD laying around.
"Shogun Named Marcus" would have been better had I thought about it.
Balls.
(Blast_Tyrant uhhhhhh...., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:18, closed)

You can change it later.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:30, closed)

To 'Asperger's Shitcunt.'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:47, closed)

Did you keep the kitten?

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:14, closed)

The honest answer? It got run over about 2 weeks later.
Not by me.
(Blast_Tyrant uhhhhhh...., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:37, closed)

Hahaha I love that we'd all assume you'd squashed it
Or you thought we would. Would we? Hmmm...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:51, closed)

Hahahaha, and then I bet you hit a wall really hard but it was a filler wall thing and there left a dent in it and you had brused knuckles.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:51, closed)

I would have woken her.
Then told her her dad was dead and I was leaving her.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:36, closed)

Yeh
Should've pushed past the guy. Her

1. Being caught cheating
2. Being told her Father died
3. Being told "I'm going to run over your cat in 2 weeks"

Would've been pretty hectic.




Good first post mate. But yeh. Tits make us do silly things
(lemonadegame, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:24, closed)

Yeah! He should have gone and took a shit on the coffin at the funeral too!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:54, closed)

It's the replies to this that are the most depressing 'yeah, well done on being as shit a human being as her mate, you totally showed her here'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, closed)

Assuming it ever happened.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:28, closed)

I don't see how a human being can be so cruel to another one, as to tell someone one of their parents died and then have a go at them.
Can you imagine how horrific it would be for the man who bought you up to die, and for you to find out via some cunt who's ranting and raving at you? That's pretty out of order in my books.

I do hope he's exasorating the truth for the story, because if not, that's probably one of the most horrific things I've heard on here that someone has admitted doing to someone they onced loved.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:36, closed)

I hope his current partner reads this,
and realises how much of a complete cunt she's shacked up with. The amount of autisms replying here also scares me a bit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:43, closed)

Yeah', I mean, seriously, telling someone that their father died by having a go at them? How can you look yourself in the mirror after doing that?
It's one of the most horrific things that everyone should go through at some point or another, and he uses it as an excuse to lay into her. What a horrible piece of work that man is, absolutly vile human being.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:49, closed)

This woman's sister entrusted him to let her know in what she assumed would be a humane way,
seeing as they were in a relationship and that's just what you do when someone dies. So he fucked the sister over as well. Double prick.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:51, closed)

Did you notice the bit where he was basically being a cunt because he hadn't been invited to her works do?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:59, closed)

Don't forget the fact that 'cus he couldn't afford to fly to washington, that nobody else should go eaither.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:01, closed)

Oh and, wanting to be able and get on and do stuff at the weekend without some pathetic shitcunt cluttering up the place.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:06, closed)

Yup, totally agree.
I just hope his wife and child one day grow to realise the monster they've got in their lives.

Imagine if when he does, the news is broken to his children like that, how he would feel (if he was alive (paradox)).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:00, closed)

Basically you blamed her for your sheer shallowness and inability to stand up for yourself
and she lost ALL respect for you. It happens when you have a weak, clingy man at your beck and call constantly.

Yes, she was in the wrong - but fuck me, you were a total nobend of a human being who deserves no pity or sympathy here. Her dad had died. Not her kitten, not her Great-Aunt who she'd not seen in years - it was her FATHER.

You sound like a sad, bitter little man. You should be ashamed.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:11, closed)

Never mind that it's been nearly 20 years and she probably can't even remember him.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:32, closed)

fucking hell, I nearly missed the self-diagnosis of OCD at the start of the post too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:49, closed)

''Please sir, can you pass this message on to the girl you were just hangng out the back of?''

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:14, closed)