Crappy relationships
"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
She just wouldn't stop screaming.
All fucking day.
ALL FUCKING DAY!
JESUS CHRIST! IT DROVE ME UP THE BLOODY WALL!But in the end, she learned to stop.
They always learn, in the end.
Oh yes.
They always learn.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:38,
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did she put the lotion in the basket for you?
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waxdart hello., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:45,
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Or did it get the hose?
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Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:00,
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I find stapling lips shut
Is an excellent teacher
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CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:39,
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End up middle of a human centipede?
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WOGAN'S WIG FIXER, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:52,
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The end is the worst
At least in the middle you're getting a rimjob
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:27,
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