Kanye West has a point...
The Gold Digger

Hot East European. I left my (long since dead) marriage for her. Spent next five years being a complete door mat by my own admission and indulging in entirely voluntary self-sabotage by the simple mechanic of not understanding why a "hotty" would be interested in me. On the basis of mature reflection I now recognise that "hot" = "insane" in my experience, although, to be honest, I suspect and hope-to-goodness that this is simply my own experience.

By the end of five years in which I'd been dumped twice (err, hint?) I realised I was tens of thousands of pounds out of pocket and, having bought her a house amongst other things, I wasn't able to obtain any redress. At the time, non-nationals weren't allowed to own property in that country.

She's obtained assets and stuff worth at a reasonable estimate of about 150K: on balance, I've obtained a life-time of medication and a life lesson in not being quite so trusting, nor naïve. I'm not a bad person or revolting in looks / personality simply far, far too trusting. Oh well, lesson learnmd.

EDIT: thanks to RNUK for the hint, hence edits. Not seeking a place in the newsletter though.
(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 19:03, 22 replies)

can i got out with you?
I'll not take, but I think you're ok with that.
(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:09, closed)

Haha, gutted.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:18, closed)

Swings and roundabouts innit
I bet your ex-wife howled with laughter up her sleeve when she found out.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:20, closed)

Pwned.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:30, closed)

She got 150k out of of it
I don't see why she'd have to be insane to be interested, unless you're extremely revolting in person.
(littlesunshine licked your blinky diodes on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:42, closed)

Sounds like the act of someone pretty sane to con 150 grands worth of house out of someone.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:44, closed)

Where do I send my CV?
150 grand for 5 years of holding my nose and fucking someone then treating them like a doormat?

Hell, I've had worse jobs for less money.
(littlesunshine licked your blinky diodes on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:16, closed)

b3ta.com/talk/7005723
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:08, closed)

Again, if you want to 'win' your place in the newsletter, edit it down
and finish on a joke, not a nobwank appeal for pity.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:45, closed)

You massive doormat.
Doing exactly what I tell you. Fucking hell.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:58, closed)

Bless him.
Fancy listening to you!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:05, closed)

Lifetime of medication?
Antidepressants, or did she give you the herp?
(raulduke, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:59, closed)

relationships should be about give and take

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:01, closed)

She gave him Mental, he gave her a house.
Sounds like a fair swap.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:03, closed)

true

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:21, closed)

I'll nickname her "Little Boy"
And I'll nickname you "Hiroshima"
(lemonadegame, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:01, closed)

Ed? Is that you?

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 1:10, closed)

Hot East European
This statement requires photographic proof.
( Regger, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:36, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:22, closed)

Nice, but...
...he looks more middle eastern to be honest.
( Regger, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:38, closed)