So my story is...
me and a bunch of guys & girls from a very vocal internet messageboard mostly got bored dribbling the same old shit to each other that we do day to day so we decided to to leave our comfort-zone for sunnier climes. We found our destination in a place where people go to share life stories on a given subject on a weekly basis. Into our Honda Accord we jumped.
On the way we shared laughs, MASSIVE DRUGS and cahoots by belittling the people posting their stories, pointlessly criticizing their posts & replies and generally acting like recalcitrant teenagers & supermodels.
When we got there we turned into intolerant cunts who were quite happy to sling shit, but were not so quick in dodging when it was sent back our way. It was a blast even though most of us had missed the whole point of joining this bunch of story-tellers. Eventually we settled in and managed to really spoil the exercise for all of the people who were there simply to share a story with others.
That's how we got to being /wankers.
Thankyou, Allow for our Little amount of Knowledge.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:54, 11 replies)

oh wow, such a mighty ZING.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:04, closed)

Ah, so you're just crying "WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH /talk are MEAN to me!". Again.
Carry on, that flailing shitcunt mong autism crybaby.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:23, closed)

So your story is?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:28, closed)

WAAAAAH WE SHOULD ALL STAY ON OUR DESIGNATED BITS OF B3TA OR I'LL TELL THE MODS.
oh, sorry. that was your story.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:36, closed)

I haven't spoken to any mods recently
have you?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:11, closed)

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise I needed a story in order to call you a flailing spastic shitcunt mong autism crybaby.
You flailing spastic shitcunt mong autism crybaby. But hey, here you go:
This one time right, after taking massive drugs getting drunk and crashing my Honda Accord into a supermodel, I caught the shortbus over to /talk. And they were MEAN to me. They said Fuck off back to QOTW ringofyre you flailing spastic shitcunt mong autism." And I've cried like a fucking baby EVERY WEEK since.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Here is some honey.
The end.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:50, closed)

you forgot the bit where some kid burnt your neck.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:51, closed)

i didn't like it.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:53, closed)

Lay off the CAPSLOCK
anytime soon.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:46, closed)

If I didn't know better,
I'd say you were the first person to ever use b3ta, and everyone else came along and ruined it for you.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:34, closed)

Well thats just mean
Sure showed me, can one of the mods remove the QOTW button from my profile so I can't be insulted by this big meanie again please.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:53, closed)

Like flies to a pile of dogshit.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:56, closed)

i'm not sure that you are coming off best in this analogy.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:57, closed)

Hahaha!
Bzzzz, bzzzzz...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:00, closed)

^That's how you zing.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:03, closed)

Really. You think?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:08, closed)

i like you
Can we be friends? You're different from the rest, so witty. I love you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:02, closed)

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:13, closed)

I'm noticing a distinct lack of
AB & Shambles right now...
I miss their unique wit.
& aren't you all an expressive bunch?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:08, closed)

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( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:19, closed)

Spot on old bean.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:36, closed)

I jolly well gave them what for.
What, what?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:10, closed)

ooh Ooh I know the answer to this one!
"This didn't happen you FAT LOSER! It's just LIES! like having SEX. Nobody on the internets has EVER had any SEX or done anything EVER"

Do I get a cookie ?
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32, closed)

absolutely...
...fantastic...
(NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:45, closed)