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Gather round the fire and share stories of epic travels. Remember this is about the voyage, not what happened when you got there. Any of that shite and you're going in the fire.

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(, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:27)
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I'll admit from the off that this isn't a rehearsal of my own experience, but it does contain the best punchline to a drinking story that I've ever heard, and I've no reason to think it false. It concerns a roadtrip that the narrator took without knowing it.

The narrator and protagonist, whom I shall call Kenny, was a keen traveller. On one occasion, he found himself in Georgia. On the final day of his trip, he was invited to a kind of farewell banquet. The table groaned with food, and the booze flowed liberally. Every time a plate was emptied it was replaced; every time a glass was drained, it was refilled.
Kenny, not being a big drinker normally, was beginning to lose track of events.
"I'm not sure exactly what happened," he admitted, "but I woke up 12 hours later. In Armenia."
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:35, 11 replies)
I nearly gave that story some shit.
Then realised who had posted it and thought "Enzyme usually talks a degree of sense, I'd better read it again in case I was missing something".

And I admit, it makes a lot more sense when you realise the final word is 'Armenia' and not 'America'.
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:43, closed)
Depends whether he started in Georgia the country or Georgia the US State...

(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:56, closed)
Makes little difference either way.
He'd still managed to pack his bags and cross a national border while too blitzed to notice.
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:01, closed)

Was gonna ask this. I assumed Georgia the country, otherwise it seems rather inplausible.
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:53, closed)
It's the country unless otherwise stated.
Not everyone lives in the US.
Oh, and Paris is in France, on account of it being the capital of France, in Europe -- it does not require "France" after it.
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:53, closed)
Hehehe!
I wanted to keep the Georgia bit ambiguous... on which theme: regmedia.co.uk/2008/08/11/sky_georgia_idiocy.jpg
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:00, closed)
just got to love the sky researchers doing the job

(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:11, closed)
I saw this on the BBC website during the last Olympics
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/oball/georgia.jpg
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:38, closed)

www.digitaljournal.com/img/1/7/0/5/i/4/2/7/p-large/yanswers1.jpg
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:54, closed)
Pretty sure
I saw this post on another QOTW, save that it was supposed to have begun with drinking in the UK. Was not too long ago, but maybe I just misread it.
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:34, closed)
I don't think I've posted it before;
but if I had, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have made the UK the starting point. His anecdote was good enough without embellishment.

EDIT: Oh, I have told it before (b3ta.com/questions/nightsoutgonewrong/post1133438). And only in March, as well. Damn my aged memory.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:43, closed)

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