Rock and Roll StoriesMy personal Spinal Tap moment came when we got locked into the Festival Hall in London by accident. We ended up wandering the maze of backstage corridors carrying a three foot high piece of cheese looking for the one door that would lead us to salvation.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 13:47)
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Cock RockersAt a very bad gig I remember two awful bands coming down to play and bringing their rock slut girlfriends with them. After about half an hour of the second shit band (I'm very tolerant of crap rock) I retired upstairs for some peace a quiet only to be confronted by the lead singer of the support band receiving a blow job off the girl friend of the lead singer from the headline band.
this would have only caused a passing giggle if it wasn't for the headline band cutting their set short and the leadsinger heading straight for the upstairs bar for a drink. He spots his mate. "Hey man...nice work!", he then recognises his girlfriend. "What the fuck!" His mate replies "You can have a go on mine if you want!" a barrage of fists and headbutts insure and both bands are thrown out kit and all.
I never did find out if he was offering him a go on his cock or his girlfriend.
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