Back when I worked at the hospital I had to visit someone in the Cardiology department
There was an old chap sitting in the waiting room, accompanied by an HCA.
"Excuse me" he said, ever so politely, as I walked past him. I turned to respond and his face contorted into a mask of absolute terror; he screamed at top volume as if all the demons of hell were cutting his arse off & dipping it in vinegar.
I was fairly taken aback, as I'm sure you can imagine. As I tried (in vain) to placate him, the HCA smiled, told me not to worry and whispered something in the man's ear which silenced him instantly
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:20, 6 replies)

cardio?
BOO!!
Neuro FTW!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 11:12, closed)

Hahaha :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:53, closed)

you weren't wearing a Slipknot t-shirt at the time were you?
:-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 29 Sep 2012, 16:23, closed)

'Do you want the genital cuff?'

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 20:34, closed)

"Quiet, Mr Lyon
or nurse will have to give you her Special Treatment again. You don't like the Special Treatment, do you, Mr Lyon? Well, behave yourself then."
(ubergeekian, Sun 30 Sep 2012, 16:47, closed)

I pay good money for Nurses Special Treatment
bloody NHS scroungers.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 30 Sep 2012, 18:08, closed)