
My current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met
( , Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
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by people who claim/try to be eccentric but are really just twats of the highest order of motherfuckeringness.
There is a guy who works in the building opposite me who wears a blazer and monocle to work.
It's an insurance call centre.
In Swansea.
Fucking minge.
( , Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:34, 7 replies)

I too work in a dull, grey, faceless company, with dull, grey, faceless people, doing dull, grey faceless work.
I like to dress up for it, because everyone else is a boring, unimaginative slob.
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( , Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:11, closed)

Does he volenteer in a charity shop?
( , Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:02, closed)

When in Swansea, nearer the Mumbles actually, I had a mad old bat go to every table in the pub we were in asking for donations to charity, she got a lot of shrapnel but when she got to me and realised I was English, she shouted something in Welsh at me and refused my money. Makes no sense to me, the currency was all the same!
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