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I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.

Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Formula for posts this week:
[Insert town name] is the worst place on the face of the earth because:

[Insert list of petty irritants which are not funny]

[Ignore the obvious fact that it is inevitable you will despise the place you live/spend most of your time because familiarity most certainly breeds contempt and that, really, all places are equally shit. You only think your town is worse because you see more of it]

[Claim moral and intellectual superiority]

[Final LOL and length gag]
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:18, 9 replies)
how observant
have a croissant
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:21, closed)
Cheer up
Things can only get worse
(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:25, closed)
I was halfway through writing my post...

When I noticed that it followed your formula to the letter.

So I gave up and opened a can of cider instead.

and it was lovely - so have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:59, closed)
I love where I live now (Stroud, Glos) and have lived here for five years without any problems
I would also reiterate that Middlesbrough is not equal to anywhere I have ever been or lived - it is truly awful.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:07, closed)
balls
You only think your town is worse because you see more of it

I live in Cambridge - I love it. I grew up in the Scottish equivalent of Milton Keynes - it sucks ass.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:10, closed)
Actually...
...reading this back a day later, it seems a bit more grumpy and arsey than originally intended.

Ah, well. Never mind.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:47, closed)
Shit
No you're right; one place is the same as another (ie SHIT); at least, at the worst of times. In the best of all possible worlds, all places are identical. Which is to say, Shit.
(Treacle Cock, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 20:06, closed)
...
...the centre does not hold.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:36, closed)
and dont forget the
smart arse 'sums up qotw' gag every few posts
(ignoramusaurus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:58, closed)

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