Not sacked either, which was a surprise
In my younger days I started "working" for a large publicly-funded organisation where promotion was the inevitable result of serving out your time. So despite me being a lazy, feckless cunt who thought that turning up on time and attending meetings was the full extent of my duties and responsibilities, I progressed through the organisation to become head of my department for a number of years.

I finally retired a couple of years ago and received a considerable golden handshake and index-linked pension, despite there being no sign that I'd had any impact on the organisation.

Unfortunately, during my time there, various budget cuts meant that no one was able to rise through the ranks as I had done and my old position remains vacant to this day.

If you're a bullshit artist who can give the appearance of actually giving a toss, while sitting on your expensively-besuited arse in your corner office on the sixth floor, it might be worth your while to apply for the post of Head of Children and Young People's Welfare at the BBC.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 2 Jun 2014, 11:06, 4 replies)

Now then, now then.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 11:48, closed)

jingle jangle

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 12:11, closed)

Hmm.

(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 12:01, closed)

whoa bit of politics there ladies an gentlemen

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 12:24, closed)