Be sure your sins...
I worked with a contractor once. Since he was paid by the hour, at some astronomical rate, he was happy to work through the weekend.

He was less happy when he arrived on Monday morning to find a stack of printouts on his chair: a log of all the porn sites he'd visited while supposedly working over the weekend...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 11:57, 4 replies)

Yeah I had this cunt on £1000 per day, who did not realise the phone had a call logger.
In 3 days he spent 22 hours on the phone to USA and India, best will in the world this was not project related. After I told him to leave, I then asked the agency to reimburse our phone costs and got it.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 13:16, closed)

one of my jobs as an employment trainee was to go through print outs of grot that some guy had been looking at, at work
i had to try and decide if they were hardcore or softcore. they were gay websites. i didn't have a bloody clue.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 13:45, closed)

Were you supposed to guess the content, based on the URL,
or were you given special dispensation to look at porn at work?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 13:55, closed)

That is a stupid question.
To properly assess the sites you would have to carefully count each and every turgid member, splayed orifice and animated penetration.
And then graph the results versus the Sun.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 14:21, closed)