I got one of those one-cup kettle things for brews.
They heat exactly the right amount for one drink, normally a bit pricey but as mine came from a car boot sale (unwanted wedding gift) for a tenner I'm well pleased.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:51, 16 replies)

pretty sure this is the worst thing i have ever read on the internet

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:12, closed)

What if you empty the proper kettle...
... fill your cup, pour the cup into the kettle and set it to boil? Would that do the same thing?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:18, closed)

changed my mind, it got worser

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:20, closed)

A normal kettle with that
little opaque plastic strip on the side does more or less the same.

I know how much water I need to boil for one cup of coffee, plus a bit for luck, so you don't get the cacky scale stuff in your drink.
(username failed moderation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:22, closed)

i wish i were dead

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:26, closed)

Me too.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:34, closed)

this is THE WORST DAY EVER

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:39, closed)

Your problem is
as a troll, you need something to get your teeth into.

There's just nothing to grab hold of in a post about a kettle, is there?

Don't worry. It's only till next Thursday.
(username failed moderation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:52, closed)

there really is, i've read about 3 posts this QOTW and they have been without a single shadow of a doubt the dullest shittest thisngs i've ever read

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:02, closed)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7376062
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:06, closed)

Well...
obviously you are being forced to read and reply to every item and cannot go back to your far superior and busy sexlife at the moment, but have you considered fucking off anyway?
( ..wil, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:12, closed)

this is what makes me the 3rd most bullied person on b3ta, its tough but i wanna stick with it. jsut expressin an opinion here can get your head bitten off
might be out of order, i dunno just tryin to make the world a better palce
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:28, closed)

For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me
(qbspace ate marines for breakfast on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:27, closed)

/wipes away tear
He's a fucking saint!
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 12 Nov 2011, 0:57, closed)

Or...
stick a cupful in the microwave for 2 minutes, it does NOT explode when you put the coffee in, and if you're still terrifed by the Daily Mail's insistence that it will gouge out your eyes with your own teaspoon, just add the milk first.
( ..wil, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:10, closed)

Are you very lonely?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:11, closed)