Money-saving tipsI'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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Use Empty crisp packets rather than condoms. They more or less do the same thing and the salt and vinegar favored crisp packets are an experience your unlikely to forget.
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sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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I would worryAbout unpleasant side effects - salt and vinegar might irritate a little.
To be safe, use something that is similar to the real thing. Prawn coctail flavour should be more appropriate.
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Scampi Friesa bit too strong, no?
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Extra mature cheddar and onion? no?(, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:20, closed)
Alternatively, rub an empty packet of scampi fries over your face whilst masturbatingIt'll be just like when you used to sniff your sisters grundies to get yourself off.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:34,
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You used to do that too, eh?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:39,
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I didn't realise that you even knew his sister.(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:59, closed)
proper office lol(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:48, closed)
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