Budgetting ...
When money's too tight to mention, I buy a small luxury item at the start of the pay. Something that's not essential, but you really could use, like a new shirt for example.

Leave the purchase in the carrier bag with it's docket until the next pay period. Therefore you will have earned it through canny money management.

If however, you're skint three days before pay day, you can return the item for a refund.
(Que?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 7:54, 17 replies)

This is fucking brilliant.
Except my luxury item would be a 21yo. malt which wouldn't make it home from the bottle-o let alone till next month!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 7:58, closed)

My luxury item would be prawns so I'd probably have to leave them outside.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:00, closed)

Chuck a couple on my barby if you like.
EDIT: My grandad says - unless they belong in District 9. Fucking prawns.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:26, closed)

^^ Euphemism ^^

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:27, closed)

More
this actually.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:30, closed)

you fucking nonce. this isnt a smut site. wrecked the atmosphere.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:28, closed)

See above.
Dirty minded fuckers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:31, closed)

stop, just stop.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:40, closed)

Too much? Too little?
:(
C'mon babe, don't leave me hanging.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:42, closed)

its like a self licking icecream
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:48, closed)

Or an arse-hole with teeth.
EDIT: You haven't watched the video yet have you?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:52, closed)

Why?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:09, closed)

nvm
It's already plastered all over /talk any way I'm sure.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:18, closed)

dude, the world has seen paulie in his larakin ad and knows what a barby is
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:29, closed)

"larrikin"
O rly?
As my grandad says - "Fucking pommie".
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:34, closed)

oh dear
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:36, closed)

Good tip. Although my Savile Row silk shirts are tailor made.
*Clicks*
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:26, closed)