Go veggie
It's amazing how much money you can save by not buying meat, particularly if you already try to avoid the cheap and nasty stuff produced with extra cruelty.

The downside is that your friends may think you have turned into a sanctimonious git with loose bowel movements, but the occasional bacon sammidge should put them right (on the first point at least), and will also prevent the beard-and-sandal veggies from claiming you as one of their own. Which is a win-win situation, really.
(ubergeekian, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:26, 8 replies)

I would rather be homeless

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:27, closed)

It's a common mistake
Many angry, mumbling people with food pieces in their straggly beards are vegetarian, not homeless.
(ubergeekian, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:29, closed)

Extra cruelty tastes so good.
By which I'm guessing you mean Halal?

Mmmm. Meaty goodness.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:35, closed)

I agree
I insist on only eating eggs from battery hens, the extra pain and suffering really add to the flavour.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:39, closed)

No
I mean Thai chicken, Danish bacon and all the other stuff mass produced by feeding caged creature in shite. It tastes disgusting anyway.
(ubergeekian, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:28, closed)

Another downside is that I get all teary and upset whenever anyone makes jokey remarks about horses and glue factories.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:05, closed)

Given the prevalence of such jokes
you must be knackered from the effort.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:56, closed)

What about the French
They eat horses don't they?
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:21, closed)