Save money when robbing a bank. Tenuous.
1# find a cheap clown wig from pound shop.
2# put on some cheap make up and only wear a thong and home made nipple tassels. (Saves on clothes)
3# Steal a goat and a can of fluorescent paint
4# Steal a van and use old newspapers (Mashed) to make it look like a giant cock.

The plan:

Carry the goat in one arm and while in the bank fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing your head off.
After getting the money take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. Then escape in the van shaped like a giant cock.

You save money on your robbery and I would like to see fucking Crimewatch stage a reconstruction of that.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:07, 5 replies)

clicks

( Trollman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:16, closed)

You sir
are a criminal genius
(Mystery_Machine, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:04, closed)

this should win

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:55, closed)

Ayyy Thank you.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:04, closed)

Save time on thinking
by copying a joke that was posted on Sickipedia 3 years ago and then pretending you made it up.
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:02, closed)