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I'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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Save money when robbing a bank. Tenuous.
1# find a cheap clown wig from pound shop.
2# put on some cheap make up and only wear a thong and home made nipple tassels. (Saves on clothes)
3# Steal a goat and a can of fluorescent paint
4# Steal a van and use old newspapers (Mashed) to make it look like a giant cock.

The plan:

Carry the goat in one arm and while in the bank fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing your head off.
After getting the money take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. Then escape in the van shaped like a giant cock.

You save money on your robbery and I would like to see fucking Crimewatch stage a reconstruction of that.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:07, 5 replies)

(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:16, closed)
You sir
are a criminal genius
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:04, closed)
this should win

(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:55, closed)
Ayyy Thank you.

(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:04, closed)
Save time on thinking
by copying a joke that was posted on Sickipedia 3 years ago and then pretending you made it up.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:02, closed)

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