Money-saving tipsI'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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Save your immortal soul from the damnation of eternal hellfire by praying to god correctly.Send me £50 and I'll tell you how to do this.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56,
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Just ask a priest.They'll tell you for free.
"Well, my son. Start by kneeling in front of me . . ."
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They don't know the true way.MY way is the TRUE way.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:01,
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So you usethe 'bend over in front of me' system?
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Send me £50, and I'll tell you.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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For the low, low, price, of £19.50*, I can teach you the one, true way to eternal happiness.*Further payments, up to and including all your worldly goods, sense of self worth, and personal space, may be required. Discounts negotiable for especially attractive initiates. Applicants must be aged 16, or over. You will not be required to sleep with me, but may hasten your journey to enlightenment, by so doing. Remember, your immortal soul is at risk if you do not obey my every command.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:56,
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