Shoes.
Keep your shoes polished. I know it's a small thing, but keeping shoe leather in good shape makes shoes last longer. And they look nicer, too. A polished shoe is a thing of beauty.

That's all.
(Woofie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:05, 6 replies)

& it saves you getting detention after school too!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:17, closed)

Top polishing tip.
Use Vaseline for patent leather shoes.
(Woofie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:42, closed)

Also, always use a shoehorn for lace-up and slip-on shoes. I even use one for putting on trainers and gym shoes.
It keeps the backs in nice shape and helps them last longer. I've worn one particular pair of sturdy DMs through various jobs for nearly 20 years and they still look like new. Polish, shoehorns, the occasional application to a miscreant's buttock - it all helps.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:13, closed)

You apply shoehorns to miscreants buttocks?
(badgermonkey007, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 23:12, closed)

gaaaaaaaay.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:37, closed)

How very
Metrosexual.
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