Peons
It recently fell to me to tell everyone that they're getting too much money and not giving me enough money. And that they're fat and unhealthy and drink too much. I like telling people what's good for them so it didn't phase me one bit. I've even got a special face I do for it and everything. Keep up the good work b3ta.

Regards,
David Cameron
(DMDeck16, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:07, 12 replies)

Biting satire here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:11, closed)

I think a policeman quoted him making those comments (this is also satire)

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:20, closed)

He lives over the road from a man who looks like Mr Bean.
This too, is satire.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:33, closed)

We have to rearrange our entire spending/pension/NHS/Defence budget because a one eyed incompetent prick destroyed our economy then got to the Office of Prime Minister and didn't know what to do when he got there.

Not satire, not gentle irony and not even a hint of sarcasm.

Just a note to GB that he was, and remains an incompetent prick.
(Docofair, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:27, closed)

Oh man, you should have totally said 'ZANU-LIEBOUR' to really make your point.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 6:57, closed)

ZANU-LIE-BORE, surely?
Also, something about the ConDemned Coalition, in the interests of political balance.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:24, closed)

It was well fucked before Brown
It's been one long slide downhill, neither party actually doing any good.

Brown sold our gold (but did keep us out of the Euro thank God).
Thatcher sold the family silver, and most of the houses too.

I can't think of any recent government that's managed to do any meaningful to really help the economy.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:43, closed)

Gordon CLOWN!!!!!11!!!!!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:39, closed)

If Cameron stubbed his toe because he wasn't looking where he was going, would you blame Brown for that too?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 20:29, closed)

double seat double seat gottagetta double seat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:51, closed)

That's going back a bit
I think he's gone left, right, left, right more times than a metronome since then.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:33, closed)

Ha, yeah.
More like GAY-VID SCAM-MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:10, closed)