I saw that this post had 55 replies so I read it
damn you all
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:11, 2 replies)

snorts
What he said ^^^^
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:14, closed)

As a new poster myself, I must confess to being quite excited when checking to see how many replies I've got. I can only imagine the sheer joy when this person comes back on to see (atm, but prob still gonna rise) 60 replies, then their sinking heart as they read through them.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:16, closed)

ah yes the old i didn't like this guy so i stole his money gag.
nice.
first line reads like :

hey i'm just wild and crazy and i had a bunch of really cool freinds. yeah we even smoked dope. did i mention that i was in 2 bands? but serioulsy though we fucking almost did smack! thats how cool we were.

next few lines are spent trying to convince the reader to hate this socially awkward dude. and a hint that everyone else in the super cool gang really hated this guy too.

then the old rob-n-brag at the end. you sir am an cheeeeunttah ah ah ah
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:22, closed)

I hadn't quite taken in the full force of it when I replied
I've had a re-read after what you've said, and fucking hell, he really is a dick.

a monumental helmet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:25, closed)

Momumental Helmet
That was Dio's third album wasn't it?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:35, closed)

'difficult 3rd album', please

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:43, closed)

Difficult to listen to.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:54, closed)