my bro hit me!!
we're best friends. he's a great guy, i'm the younger.
as kids and teenagers we did the usual teasy things to each other. dead arms, getting eachother into trouble with mum etc.
one such day i was board, he was studying for O-levels.

i thought the only correct course of action for the day was to turn up the younger bro annoyance dial to 11.
i started off the day quoting from the film 'ALIENS' over and over and somehow that turned into me whispering 'Cinderella Rockefeller' into his ear when ever he wasn't paying me attention or was trying to work.
typical little shit thing to do.

anyway i pissed the guy off sooo much that he punched me in the back (i was running away) and broke his knuckle.

he held up his hand limply to show our mum, it was shaking with pain and had a great big egg of a bump on it. i was laughing my ass off. and whispering 'Cinderella Rockefeller'. it was even funnier because he hit me so wrong that the blow didn't hurt me one bit!

of course my mum gave him NO sympathy for braking his hand trying to punch me and took him off to hospital for the win!.

now he, and you guys know i was a complete arse for doing this to the poor chap, but to make matters worse he STILL tells work-mates this story as an anecdote. like 20years later and he still hasn't got the message that he's the one that comes off sounding like a wanker.

look i'll show you what i mean in this scenario:
my bro chatting at the water cooler at work..

bla bla.. yea talking about injuries or what-have-you; you see my hand? see that knuckle is raised?
i broke that hitting my little brother in the back because he was annoying me.

in the back?

yea.

so he was running away and you hit him?

yea.

in the back?

yea lol, he was really annoying..


*work mate fills plastic cup as fast as he can and goes back to desk*


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(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:13, 3 replies)

Isn't Prozac marvellous?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:15, closed)

I remember a beautiful time
beating my older brother (by 6 years) at a game on the Amiga, as I tended to do. He hit me, and I hit him back, giving him an awesome dead arm*

this was the first time he ever went to my mum and said "Mum, Vipros hit me"

She laughed and said good.

*my brother is some kind of dead limb machine. Basically if you hit him anywhere in the arm or leg in any way, it will give him a dead arm/leg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:26, closed)

I only ever managed to beat my bro up once....
we were camping in the garden (as you do) and after a particulary severe evening of fraternal pseudo-bullying I decided a spot of revenge was in order. Basically my oh-so cunning plan consisted of waiting til he fell asleep, then sitting on him. As he was in a sleeping bag his arms were therefore pinned down, allowing me to slap him about as much as i pleased, chortling all the while.

Plan didn't extend extend as far as getting off though.

Still have the scars
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:06, closed)