Too late to place well, but here goes nothing
Due to the icy road conditions, there is currently a top end Jag implanted in the front of my house.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 21:11, 6 replies)

May as well steal the emblem
ease the pain and stuff
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:08, closed)

And alloys if they're alright

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:08, closed)

or just...
enjoy an alfresco wee
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:57, closed)

Pictures
or it didnt happen
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 11:26, closed)

Oh yes
we need to see this. In fact, it should've been on telly by now.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 13:13, closed)

As much as I'd love to
I'm not going to post a picture of my house on here. And in honesty, I should clarify that the car hasn't actually implanted into the house.

It just managed to slide down the road, through next doors drive, through their fence, across our drive and into our porch.

Half the road turned out to try to help move it, using bits of the fence as leverage ultimately causing more damage than sliding through the fence and into the porch ever did.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 7:29, closed)