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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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tl;dr, again
summary please
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 15:20, 1 reply)

It's only 25 words. I'm sure you'll be able to struggle through if you get your phonics wheel from your book bag.
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 16:12, closed)
25 words, when you could have got the same message across with three.
I'm trying to help you write concisely, Mainspring.
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 16:19, closed)

You realise you've just mashed out 278 words to say you once made a noise like a drum, right? Your idea of being concise is - against all possible odds - even further from the mark than your idea of being funny.
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 16:23, closed)
You need to work on your reading comprehension too.
In particular, the difference between singular and plural nouns.

HTH xxx
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 16:28, closed)

Ah, the old 'you're getting angry at the internet' gambit. That's so lol.

EDIT: Two ninja edits later, and your post is still a case study in witless, droning tedium. Well done you.
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 16:32, closed)
lol
keep your delusions to yourself, lad
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 16:36, closed)

Some effort you've been to there, greyboy - must have given your copy of Usbourne's "My First Thesaurus" a right hammering. You even typed it all up in b3ta before copy/pasting it into Tuxpaint, or whatever crap you use. Were you up all night?
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:18, closed)
must... have... the last... word...
you're a comedy goldmine, lad - don't ever change
(, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 23:33, closed)

Originality is a completely alien concept to you, isn't it? You've already tried the 'having the last word by suggesting that the other person is desperate to have the last word' gambit, and you seem to mention "comedy gold" every third post or so. Not that you're remotely capable of assessing such a thing - 'Knock Knock' jokes and Patrick Kielty are both "comedy gold" when compared to you.

Good job demonstrating that you've not been furiously editing your posts in a flailing attempt to retrospectively crowbar in some rudimentary form of wit. The effort is, perhaps, a little undermined by the fact that both of the 'edit' links in your picture are purple.

tl;dr, being as you seem to have difficulties processing more than a handful of words in a row: you're a bit dull and repetitive.

How are your peas?
(, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 9:15, closed)

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