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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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We were standing in the playground in a group
just chatting and discussing who we'd like to finger. A quietish lad in our year (who'd always seemed a bit odd in retrospect) pipes up 'hey lads', and we look around.
'hey lads, you know when your mum comes in to your room in the morning...'
there's a couple of quizzical looks and a few nods.
'you know when she comes in, and checks your balls...'
no nods this time, more quizzical looks.
'yeah, you know, she checks your balls to see how they're developing'
quizzical looks turn to blank, staring looks.
Again, 'yeah, you know, she checks your balls to see how they're developing ?' but this time with hand-cupping/weighing action accompanying the question.
He stares back at the now horrified faces and you could almost see the split second where he realises that actually, this isn't very normal behaviour.
Ever-caring to our school friend's obviously abnormal upbringing, we spontaneously burst into laughter, prompting him to run crying from the group.

Good days.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:33, 6 replies)
Two minutes
Of silent mirth. Clicky, sir, clicky.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:37, closed)
question is, was his mum fit?

*have a click*
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:51, closed)
So, you're saying this isn't normal? I must have words with the ol' bird.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:09, closed)
Yes, it's normal.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:16, closed)
ha ha!
exactly what I thought :)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 3:40, closed)

meanwhile sucking your mams tits bone dry is totally fuckin normal....

I sense a massive double standard here... fuckin poxy restrictive society...
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:08, closed)

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