honestly, it's one of my few regrets
that I didn't go Columbine and then turn the gun on myself. Still, school made me what I am today: bitter, cynical and a mentalist.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:37, 1 reply)

CHCB
We wouldn't love you any other way.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:38, closed)

I don't know
I think I'd love her lots of ways given how flexible she is.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:39, closed)

you'll have to prise it
from my cold, dead hands.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:41, closed)

But if you're only recently dead
You'll still be warm and flexible. All I need is some lube.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:43, closed)

if I'm dead
you needn't bother with the lube.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:57, closed)

Good point
If you're dead, I'll bring a drill as well.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:02, closed)