Briefcase
If you are between 18/20 and live in Kettering/Corby you have probably heard of Briefcase. He was the general school weirdo, got all sorts of abuse (it was even better when his little brother joined and we called him wallet).

He gets on the bus on his first day of school carrying not the obligatory rucksack like everyone else was carrying, but a Briefcase. Hence the name.

He had an obsession with Slipknot (and all the side projects) and Wrestling. Even to form his own wrestling persona known as 'H-Bomb'.

Then the drumstick incident happened aged about 16. For some, god-only-knows, reason, Briefcase decided to lube up and push a drumstick up his arse in front of about 10 people on a stoned saturday at someones house. This got him the name drumstick. A few months later he gets his first job at Subway and naturally as he was the youngest and newest, they gave him the shitty Friday and Saturday night shift. Cue for the next two years a group of 10 drunks (we were/are bastards) coming in every weekend and getting the whole shop to sing...
(to the tune of 'He's got the Whole World')

'HE SHOVED A DRUMSTICK, UP HIS ARSE!
HE SHOVED A DRUMSTICK, UP HIS ARSE!
HE SHOVED A DRUMSTICK, UP HIS ARSE!
DRUM! STICK! UP HIS ARSE!'
(paddysawyers music whore, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:35, 5 replies)

Drumstick
As in something you hit drums with, or the lolly?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:13, closed)

Either is pretty bad
But I imagine it's the stick to hit drums with. Lolly has corners and would probably make a mess
(Stu in the hat is frothing at the gash, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:13, closed)

Kettering eh?
Which school was this at?
(The_Reaper, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:09, closed)

You went to BWCTC
AICMFP ;-)

was an inmate between '91-'98 myself...
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:22, closed)

Corby Tech?
I pity you, I really do...
(The_Reaper, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:09, closed)