Fear the Reaper
One day, a kid at our school went nuts after we'd teased him for being a farmer. He brought in a piece of agricultural machinery and started attacking people with it. There were deaths.


Columbine harvesters are dangerous.


This poor pun was inspired by the admirable Dr Ceilidhband.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:03, 5 replies)

*spang*
with a small bitter laugh for the violence.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:05, closed)

Hang on a minute....
Your proletarian public expects better punnage thanb that, Doctors Enzyme and CHCB...

*spangs*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:07, closed)

Ok Pooflake.
What have you done with Enyzme's body?
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:04, closed)

Oh, BGB...

This is way too clever to be one of my efforts...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:22, closed)

Well done
Enjoy the click!
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:33, closed)