No win situation
I'm sure this has happened to many people - the ridiculous arguement with the HeadMaster about wether or not you did something wrong. Generally the arguement was thus:

HM: So, Spikeypickle, Mrs WelshPsychobitch claims that it was you that fucked the turtle up the arse whilst felching the school rhino.
SP: No Sir, it was not I.
HM: So you're saying Mrs WelshPsychobitchh is a liar?
SP: No Sir:
HM: So you did fuck the turtle up the arse whilst felching the school rhino!!!
SP: No Sir, I definately didn't do that.
HM: So you are calling Mrs WelshPsychobitch a liar!!!
SP: No sir.
HM: So you did fuck the turtle up the arse whilst felching the school rhino!!!
SP: Nope, I'm sure it wasn't me.
HM: So you are calling WelshPsychobitch a liar!!!

Repeat x infinty

Plaese note that the fucking of turtles and felching rhinos was an illustrative example of a ridiculous arguement that I had with HM on more than one occasion. There was definately no fucking turtles or rhino felching at my school.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:21, 15 replies)

So...
Are you saying Mrs WelshPsychobitch is a liar then?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:24, closed)

Honestly, it wasn't me!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:28, closed)

GAH!
Been there done that! (oh, and you can admit it now, Mrs Welshpsychobitch WAS lying wasn't she?)
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:25, closed)

Yeah, might as well come clean now.
She was a nasty fucking lying welshpyschobitch. There was no way in the world that she could have know it was me ;0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:30, closed)

DID YOU THREATEN TO OVERRULE HIM?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:29, closed)

She's just mistaken
was the usual reply to which the response was normally something along the lines of "but Mrs welshpsychobitch has been a teacher for nearly 20years and doesn't make mistakes"

Cunty fuckin teachers!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:32, closed)

Hahahah!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:32, closed)

revenge
I got my revenge by proxy when a number of classmates grassed her up for refering to me as wingnut in class (on account of my sticky out ears).

This was a bit of a shocker as they were generally a shower of cunts.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:36, closed)

Erm
What's a 'Pyschobitch'?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:44, closed)

a bit similar
to someone who likes to point out little typing errors

*corrected spelling, thanks*

PS: Your spoilt brats post still remains one of my top3 posts of all time in the whole history of the internet
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:53, closed)

Hooray!
Thankee Kindly.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:00, closed)

Like it...
like it very much! Cheers.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:45, closed)

Damn!
Rhino felching was COMPULSORY at my school!

*wanders off muttering "bloody youth of today, don't know they're born....." etc etc.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:04, closed)

Ah
it was compulsory for us up until year 9, then you could take either that or monkey-squicking as an option for years 10&11. We were required to take at least one beastiality related GCSE.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:20, closed)

Welshpsycobitch
My head of year was one of those. I had similar arguments with her in her office, once for three hours straight. I was 15, and she was 37, so she must always be right, because she is older and wiser than me.

She didn't win the argument because the teacher that was actually there asked around the other teachers, found she was completely mistaken and apologised sincerely. My Welshpsycobitch never did though. Funny that.

I believe she was disciplined for the incident, not because she was wrong but because she felt that the incident was serious enough to drag me out of lessons for three hours straight but not tell my parents (and she was gay and it was felt that it was inappropriate to have a girl shut in a room with her for three hours straight. Wouldn't have been appropriate had she been a man... and men didn't come to the showers and rip girl's towels off them. Our WPB was a PE teacher)
Rant over.
:)
(herefromthere, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:04, closed)