CODE BLUE BALLS
Well in the lovely US we have in our school systems required drills for twats. One of these said drills, after 9/11 is a Code Blue. This basically means that when they say some key phrase over the intercom, the school is on lockdown because there is someone in the building who shouldn't be. So all of the teachers close their rooms off and shut off the lights and get everyone away from the windows remaining as quiet as possible.

In my junior year of high school, there was a drill for a code blue in the middle of day. Well in one ofthe computer labs some boy decided this would be a nice time to enjoy some oral. So when the lights went out the girl next to him willingly went under the table and went to work.
The lights camne on sooner than expected and needless to say, it was incredibly awkward for all parties involved. The girl was expelled where as the boy was... relieved....

Not really though, he was expelled too. But her parents decided they had the right to sue the school. This law suit is still going on, to my knowledge.
(Argentum, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:44, 4 replies)

Expelled for oral?
Well, that sucks
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:38, closed)

Must have been a tremendous
blow
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:03, closed)

Hmm..
It's always a shame when schemes like that go off in your face (or don't as the case may be)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:55, closed)

tenuous
Bet the lad in question got chewed out for that
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:29, closed)