Cinderella
Apparently, one of my old PE teachers put in my school report that I reminded him of Cinderella, as "I was always running away from the ball".

Seems oddly literate for a PE teacher if you ask me, but my parents swear blind it's true.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 9:35, 4 replies)

on the theme of reports,
One of mine said - I judge Sunray18 to be like a fine Stilton: Rare, An acquired taste, and surely matures with age.

And of a friend of mine:
Let it be known, that should a village ever lose it's idiot, Mr xxx should be dispatched as an immediate replacement.
(sunray18, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 11:01, closed)

"Uberdeity sets low standards
and consistently fails to meet them"

^^ Actual true report card entry. ^^
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:47, closed)

*click*
thats great!
( SpankyHanky, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:57, closed)

My PE teacher wrote in my report:
Who?
( snee held his breath since, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:49, closed)