School Trips
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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French Exchange
Whilst on my french exchange in year 10 (4th year) a group of us decided to sample the local explosives. cue a group of us walking round with a rucksack full of bangers, in every size and variety. the geek of the group had his measly stash confiscated by teachers, so he decided to bring us down as well. we were given an advance warning from one of the girls on the trip and went into a cafe to distribute them about us. we were walking bombs. the teacher confiscated the bag, which had a few unconcealable ones left in, i.e 140 bangers. luckily that was only a small amount of the total. the next night we met up in this park and put a load of them in a bin. we then put a couple of firelighters on the underside of the lid, lit, and run. we were about a hundred meters away when it began to go off. it was fairly pathetic. loud, but pathetic. that is, in comparison to the septic tank! don't think the school has a link with their collège anymore...
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 16:24, Reply)
Whilst on my french exchange in year 10 (4th year) a group of us decided to sample the local explosives. cue a group of us walking round with a rucksack full of bangers, in every size and variety. the geek of the group had his measly stash confiscated by teachers, so he decided to bring us down as well. we were given an advance warning from one of the girls on the trip and went into a cafe to distribute them about us. we were walking bombs. the teacher confiscated the bag, which had a few unconcealable ones left in, i.e 140 bangers. luckily that was only a small amount of the total. the next night we met up in this park and put a load of them in a bin. we then put a couple of firelighters on the underside of the lid, lit, and run. we were about a hundred meters away when it began to go off. it was fairly pathetic. loud, but pathetic. that is, in comparison to the septic tank! don't think the school has a link with their collège anymore...
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 16:24, Reply)
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