Used to work in shops. Assholes shop in shops.
This one day in head first in a freezer and this woman (I won't say lady) needs something from it. Rather than say excuse me, or wait, she decided to poke me in the side to get me to move. I said "would you like in here? All you had to do was say excuse me" so she lifted her ignorant fucking hand and poked me in the side again.

I reacted badly. I'll hold my hands up and say I wasn't right to start swearing but why these people think its ok to invade my personal space, especially after knowing it causes me offence, is beyond me.

To which the woman turns round and says "how dare you! My husband has his own business! My son is a DOCTOR!"... My reply of "and why does that give YOU the fucking right to touch me you ignorant cow?" Went down like a lead balloon and I ended up in the office. I refused to apologise and my boss basically said "I know people are pricks but don't swear at them".
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:53, 18 replies)

Oh Maffers :(

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:11, closed)

Etiquette says it's fine to poke fat people.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:25, closed)

Fatties aren't people.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:31, closed)

But they're people-ish.
You know. Like dogs and that.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:44, closed)

They all have bum holes
you can't argue with that.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:50, closed)

True. Although with the depth of crack they sport it's rare that anybody would have first-hand evidence of this fact.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:55, closed)

Why do we always end up talking about Amorous Badger?

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:58, closed)

He's the only reason anybody comes here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:03, closed)

Dear Sir or Madman,
I've only come here to see Amorous Badger. This board is a swizz.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:50, closed)

Alright.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 10:02, closed)

Cheers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 11:21, closed)

No need.
No need at all :(
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 23:25, closed)

Soz.
*pokes*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 11:20, closed)

Hmm, I like the directness, as to the sweary bit I would have said worse. With hindsight, a more cruel retort may have been along the the lines of pointing out that if her husband had his own business and her son was a doctor, what did she do for a living apart from lay on her back occaisionally.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:42, closed)

Or indeed, the devilishly witty
"your son's a doctor, eh? well he can fucking stitch that pet" after headbutting her.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:11, closed)

I like
the cut of your jib sunshine!
(sunray18, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 23:19, closed)

C
S
B
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:49, closed)

Sounds like her hubby
married beneath him.
(roysin, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 23:24, closed)