don't know if anyone has said this yet
but if there's one group of people who truly believe the world revolves around them and that the entire universe owes them a living, it's teenagers. not all of them, i know there are some exceptions. on the whole, though, they're incredibly arrogant, pushy and selfish.
we should know this, we've all been teenagers ourselves :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 14:48, 13 replies)

The best solution is quick slap down.
This way they are quickly disabused of the notion that they are invincible and superior, in the same way that it is better to remove a sticking plaster quickly.
Only then can they join the rank of ordinary folk and begin to live their appointed lives of pointless and mind numbing banality.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:37, closed)

yet another reason to never have kids

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:02, closed)

There are certainly many who are long overdue for a good clip round the ear.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:04, closed)

All teenagers should be shot in the face.
It'd solve pretty much everything that's wrong with the entire world.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:12, closed)

if the cunts round by mine don't stop kicking shit out of my door
i may just have to do that.
well, no, i wouldn't actually do it, but i'd have a pretty good think about it. besides, they're far more likely to be able to get their hands on a gun than i am.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:57, closed)

I'm only 12
*awaits grooming*
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 20:15, closed)

Too old for Rob :(

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:00, closed)

I fucking hate teenagers.
I'm not very keen on children in general.
Or humanity.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:12, closed)

Or huge manatees.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:13, closed)

i endorse this sentiment

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:57, closed)

Kids eh?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 0:08, closed)

Kids are alright

( 4Q just lurking, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:09, closed)

not right now, thanks

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:55, closed)