One for the professionals..
PAs - the jumped-up secretaries of Directors of a company. Took several years of efforts to get one of them put in her place (redundancy) who thought she had a right to talk down to people who'd actually had to get a qualification and years of experience to hold their positions....
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:24, 16 replies)

You tragic fuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:43, closed)

One for the professionals?
Shan't read it then as I'm just an ordinary mortal and clearly not good enough.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:38, closed)

OK, poor phrasing of my mind - what I meant really was 'one for everyone who worked hard for a qualification, only to be treated like they're ignorant serfs by someone who sucked a lot of cocks to reach a higher salary' !!!!
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:26, closed)

As someone I know has said in the past
"There's only one way to look at a PA - Posterior Angle."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 0:20, closed)

By "everyone who worked hard for a qualification" do you mean "mugs who put off full-time work for several years and now get paid next to fuck-all because they don't have any accredited skills or relevant work experience"?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 0:46, closed)

This bitter envy and misogyny is making you look terribly attractive.
Are you a fat wife swapper from the dull suburbs of Australia?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:16, closed)

And yet they still got paid more than you.
Gutted.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:38, closed)

As someone who has had a PA for the last 10 years or so
You have no idea how much difference a good PA makes in helping you do your job. They often speak with the delegated authority of their manager and have considerable influence. So I suggest you're nice to them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 7:32, closed)

Disorganised
Right here.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:52, closed)

... speaks the voice of a drone who's never had an important enough job to warrant a secretary.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:16, closed)

So,
you got someone fired because she wasn't giving you the respect you think you deserve?

Yup, this is a top story about self importance. Yours.
(username failed moderation, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:52, closed)

Irony writ large.
A good PA is a blessing. A self important boss who gets you sacked as some kind of come uppance is a wanker.
( Ken Oath, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:48, closed)

Oh, I don't thin he's anyone's boss.....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:39, closed)

Nobody comes out of this looking good.
Except the PA that you got made redundant.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:11, closed)

This went well.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:27, closed)

I could never have a PA.
No way is anyone sticking a massive needle through MY bell-end.
(Rsoles, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:21, closed)