Inflated Self-ImportanceAmorous Badger asks: Tell us tales of people who have a high opinion of themselves. Jumped-up officials, the mad old bloke who runs the Neighbourhood Watch like it's a military operation, Colonel Blimps, pompous bastards and people stuck up their own arse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22)
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I once bought a blow up shed. I'd taken a bird in there for some kinky shed sex but unfortunately a tin of paint fell off one of the shelves, which I realised too late did not offer the rigid support of a wooden shelf, and landed heavily on my erect penisNeedless to say that after this trauma I was unable to continue as I was suffering from a terrible case of inflated shelf impotence.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:22,
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I like this, so I clicked "I like this".(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:24,
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You don't deserve to have a shed if you can'tconstruct your own shelves.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:31,
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I also like this so I have also clicked "I like this" to indicate this fact.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:37,
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I just hope they weren't glued to the wall.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:38,
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Alright, this one isn't bad.You can have a click.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:47,
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as shit puns gothis one is the bees knees rubbed with cheese
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