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Amorous Badger asks: Tell us tales of people who have a high opinion of themselves. Jumped-up officials, the mad old bloke who runs the Neighbourhood Watch like it's a military operation, Colonel Blimps, pompous bastards and people stuck up their own arse.

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22)
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I once bought a blow up shed. I'd taken a bird in there for some kinky shed sex but unfortunately a tin of paint fell off one of the shelves, which I realised too late did not offer the rigid support of a wooden shelf, and landed heavily on my erect penis
Needless to say that after this trauma I was unable to continue as I was suffering from a terrible case of inflated shelf impotence.
(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:22, 6 replies)
I like this, so I clicked "I like this".

(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:24, closed)
You don't deserve to have a shed if you can't
construct your own shelves.
(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:31, closed)
I also like this so I have also clicked "I like this" to indicate this fact.

(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:37, closed)
I just hope they weren't glued to the wall.

(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:38, closed)
Alright, this one isn't bad.
You can have a click.
(, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:47, closed)
as shit puns go
this one is the bees knees rubbed with cheese
(, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:22, closed)

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