I'm 6'3
And miraculously I've managed to have a full time job, a young family and a social life as well as volunteering for two charities while apparently spending all my time upsetting the lifeless shut-in Drearies on here. It's almost as if I can think and type quicker than you head-dobbing plebs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:02, 3 replies)

Do I really need to quote time-stamps?
Go and shout at someone for 10 min., that'll justify your job.

Quick now.

EDIT: I'm 5'11' btw, you BIG MAN you.
I bet you could take me in a tussle.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:20, closed)

Why would my job ever involve shouting?
I'm a consultant, not a sargeant major.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:08, closed)

What, a medical consultant?
Do you want to hear my medical consultant joke? :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:15, closed)

If you two must wrestle,
could you do it in a pool of jelly? Thanks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:24, closed)

*likes this*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:16, closed)

Shortarse.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:25, closed)

Chins don't count.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:38, closed)

Chin-faced chinfreak.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:49, closed)

Sometimes I cover my chin in icing sugar and let underprivileged kids use it as a ski slope.
That's my charity work there.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:13, closed)

The
nonce gradient?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:39, closed)

How completely unremarkable. Well done you.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:47, closed)

So unremarkable that you had to comment.
You tragic misery.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:59, closed)

The fact you're marginally taller than average is unremarkable. Your definitively middle class existence is unremarkable. The fact you are one of many, many people who contribute to charity is unremarkable. The fact you managed to mash out a whole paragraph stridently proclaiming your superiority based upon these flimsiest of pretexts is, however, just about pathetic enough to merit a response.

Have you considered starting a blog?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:55, closed)