Whilst my mum was at the checkout in Tesco
I went and sat on one of the units holding empty cardboard boxes for customers. Swinging my legs, they connected with a box below and propelled me off forwards, head first.

Woke up by the customer information desk, staff called for my mother and a nice old lady offered me sweets.

Only once we got home and my headache subsided did I notice the pain in my shoulder, cue a trip to A+E and one broken collarbone.
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:18, 6 replies)

So the Tesco store either a) had no first aid trained staff in on that day, b) they were all on fag break
or c) they were all useless cunts who think it's fine to discharge someone who's lost consciousness and has a headache bad enough to mask the pain of broken bones.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:34, closed)

Tell us more about your mum.
Was she buying Tenna lady or support hosiery?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:41, closed)

My mum buys those items at the same time.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:44, closed)

H.O.T.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:57, closed)

So, the erratic behaviour
and inappropriate responses in social interactions; they came after this incident?
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:31, closed)

+Yesterday,

( Muns, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:38, closed)