Slapstick DIY - Skewered
I was doing some DIY on the floor of my one-room appartment. I laid out the parts i was going to paint on an old newspaper and opened the pot of paint. To stir the paint, I took one of those bamboo skewers you use to skew marinated shrimp. I needed my hands free so i held it in my mouth.
When i knelt down to start working, i simultanously pricked my palate and my knee with the skewer.
(bovine intervention, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 22:57, 3 replies)

Darwinism at its finest. Have you heard of guns, loaded with live ammunition and pointing them into your mouth and firing?
It's really cool.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 23:40, closed)

A homemade pre-frontal lobotomy

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 6:29, closed)

Something about getting grandmother a peppermint.
Just play it backwards...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 15:00, closed)