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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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The other day I went to grab something and bent a nail back.
It left a white mark about halfway up the nail. Absolute agony. Worse than childbirth and kidney stones and shingles and I should know, I've had them all.
Contemplating this, although i'm obviously a tough guy with huge pain tolerance honed by years of poverty and hard living, I'd have succumbed instantly to that Japanese torture method of whacking bamboo splinters under the nails that people used to talk about when I was a kid.
Or was that the Chinese? Anyway,Burma railway. We should never forget what they did to our boys. Cruel people, they're just not like us, eating rice every day. I wouldn't eat that muck, there's cat and alsation dog in it, I'm a meat and two veg man, always have been.
Where was I? Where the hell are my glasses?
(, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 13:32, 11 replies)
I'm most interested
In the bit where a tough guy gives birth.
(, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 14:40, closed)
I gave birth this morning
to a thriving 8lb 2oz turd.
(, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 15:40, closed)
I wouldn't lie, this is qotw.

(, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 22:31, closed)
It takes a real man to ensure childbirth.
Most of us just let a woman handle it.
(, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 20:17, closed)
You've just got to tough it out.
That, and lie.
(, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 22:31, closed)
I'm pretty sure I "ensured"
my experience with childbirth, the night I ejaculated semen into my wife's vagina.
(, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 22:55, closed)
I ensured my own birth, like a real man should...
I used my own mothers womb of course, but it's not like she did any of the hard work;
I totally bossed it and clambered out on my own recognisance.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 9:19, closed)
Wasn't this documented in Body Melt?

(, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:48, closed)
Well, I did get interviewed for
Channel 4's "Worlds Strangest Vaginas"
(, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:34, closed)
Alright, Kirikou.

(, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:33, closed)
u ok babez

(, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 9:40, closed)

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