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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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Here we go gathering......
Near where I grew up there was a long, very steep hill (two Vs on the OS map)

Being a normal teen, I often descended this hill on my push bike without using my hands for support. Anyone who had to hold on going down this hill was a gayer - and this in a time when that meant something.

One day my normally trustworthy bike hit a slight bump; not an issue had I been holding onto the handle bars, but...

I sailed over the front of the bike but my jeans crotch and subsequently my ball sack caught on the brake handle, ripping both along the seam in a clinically incision. As I landed on my back and caught my breath, I thought “well, got away with that one!” before feeling a slightly warm sensation down my leg.

One ambulance trip, a (male) nurse fumbling around my bits and I was left with a very neat (thank you Nurse man) scar that is almost indistinguishable from the original.

Plus, I know what a goolie looks like on the inside…
(, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:33, 6 replies)
I can't remember who told me this.
But somebody did tell me that genital injuries are common amongst motorcyclists because or brake and clutch levers and mirrors.
Brings a whole new meaning to having to pass your CBT...
(, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:35, closed)
I got
knocked of my bike about 4 years ago. Went flying through the air, and landed on my right hand side. Massive bruising all the way down that side. As you probably know, bruising has a tendency to spread, so after a few days the bruising spread halfway up my tadger.
Two-tone cock!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:13, closed)
Mark Lamarr?

(, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:15, closed)
...through your own actions you caused another man to fondle your crotch... but at least you're not a gayer?
(, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:15, closed)
Original what?

(, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:22, closed)
The seam that runs down your scrotum
or is that just me.......?
(, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:12, closed)

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