Here we go gathering......
Near where I grew up there was a long, very steep hill (two Vs on the OS map)

Being a normal teen, I often descended this hill on my push bike without using my hands for support. Anyone who had to hold on going down this hill was a gayer - and this in a time when that meant something.

One day my normally trustworthy bike hit a slight bump; not an issue had I been holding onto the handle bars, but...

I sailed over the front of the bike but my jeans crotch and subsequently my ball sack caught on the brake handle, ripping both along the seam in a clinically incision. As I landed on my back and caught my breath, I thought “well, got away with that one!” before feeling a slightly warm sensation down my leg.

One ambulance trip, a (male) nurse fumbling around my bits and I was left with a very neat (thank you Nurse man) scar that is almost indistinguishable from the original.

Plus, I know what a goolie looks like on the inside…
(LetsGetDownToIt, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:33, 6 replies)

I can't remember who told me this.
But somebody did tell me that genital injuries are common amongst motorcyclists because or brake and clutch levers and mirrors.
Brings a whole new meaning to having to pass your CBT...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:35, closed)

I got
knocked of my bike about 4 years ago. Went flying through the air, and landed on my right hand side. Massive bruising all the way down that side. As you probably know, bruising has a tendency to spread, so after a few days the bruising spread halfway up my tadger.
Two-tone cock!
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:13, closed)

Mark Lamarr?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:15, closed)

So...
...through your own actions you caused another man to fondle your crotch... but at least you're not a gayer?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:15, closed)

Original what?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:22, closed)

The seam that runs down your scrotum
or is that just me.......?
(LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:12, closed)