Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
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Condoms full of bloodOr "Going in Dry"
In my youth, there once was a long night of vigorous knobbing, during which I felt "some discomfort", but manfully carried on. Suffice to say our safe-sexy times produced a bin full of used johnnies.
In the morning, what did I find?
BLOOD! Blood everywhere!
But rather than an slightly unexpected menstrual event, the blood was INSIDE the consientiously tied off condoms. I'D CUM BLOOD!
As my doctor told me later, I'd burst a blood vessel in my urethra. Be more gentle, he told me.
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Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 18:03,
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The gush.(, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 20:27, closed)
I bet they call you "The studmeister"(, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 20:27, closed)
Why the fuckwould I make THAT up? It was horrible.
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Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 19:16,
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I thought I'd cum blood, once.Turned out to be a prostate infection.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:08,
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