Condoms full of blood
Or "Going in Dry"

In my youth, there once was a long night of vigorous knobbing, during which I felt "some discomfort", but manfully carried on. Suffice to say our safe-sexy times produced a bin full of used johnnies.
In the morning, what did I find?

BLOOD! Blood everywhere!

But rather than an slightly unexpected menstrual event, the blood was INSIDE the consientiously tied off condoms. I'D CUM BLOOD!

As my doctor told me later, I'd burst a blood vessel in my urethra. Be more gentle, he told me.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 18:03, 7 replies)

The gush.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 20:27, closed)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwu57pivxZ4
(McChinaman banned, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:08, closed)

I bet they call you "The studmeister"

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 20:27, closed)

fobtot

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 20:30, closed)

Or 'the liar'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:07, closed)

Why the fuck
would I make THAT up? It was horrible.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 19:16, closed)

I thought I'd cum blood, once.
Turned out to be a prostate infection.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:08, closed)