Sexual Disasters
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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Pop quiz: Which of these is worse?
A) a grown man indulging in a bit of barely legal
or
B) him being shit at it
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( , Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:37, 4 replies)
A) a grown man indulging in a bit of barely legal
or
B) him being shit at it
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( , Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:37, 4 replies)
B being shit
you can still keep going at it and get better. Whereas if it's barely legal you'll probably end up in the slammer where you end up getting practised on.
( , Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:40, closed)
you can still keep going at it and get better. Whereas if it's barely legal you'll probably end up in the slammer where you end up getting practised on.
( , Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:40, closed)
It was all perfectly legal... at the time (1979), the age of consent in New South Wales, Australia, was 16 for women, and 18 for men.
I do agree - I was shit at it - but then who wasn't for their first time.
( , Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:35, closed)
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