Condoms, condoms and more condoms.
A pearoast...


Hmmm. I was 20. She was 16. I was about to leave home after finishing Uni to live 200 miles away. Lovely summer's day, in my bed. She was worried about getting pregnant, so I slipped on a condom. And then "what if it breaks, can you put another on?". And a third.

Doing the dirty with three layers of latex between the old fellow and her lovely wet virginal virgina meant I felt bugger all. After ten or fifteen minutes, she had got off, and was now getting sore. I could still feel nothing.
(Maclir, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 16:40, 19 replies)

So, I'm guessing that the rapist's concoction here didn't work as well as you hoped?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 18:43, closed)

alright spanish wombat

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 18:45, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/weddings2/post2409554
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 18:57, closed)

Pop quiz: Which of these is worse?
A) a grown man indulging in a bit of barely legal
or
B) him being shit at it

Answers below, please. Let's reinvigorate QOTW with a triple-digit reply count!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 9:37, closed)

I'm not sure

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:28, closed)

There is no option C, 2Hats.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:37, closed)

or

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:38, closed)

cor!

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:40, closed)

I'm going to have to disallow that answer, meaty.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:46, closed)

Can you add a 'C) Don't care' then, to be more inclusive?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:47, closed)

I don't think I care enough to do that.
Sorry.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:01, closed)

tl;dr

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:03, closed)

meh

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:39, closed)

B being shit
you can still keep going at it and get better. Whereas if it's barely legal you'll probably end up in the slammer where you end up getting practised on.
( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:40, closed)

I'm glad that someone is taking this seriously.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:47, closed)

It was all perfectly legal... at the time (1979), the age of consent in New South Wales, Australia, was 16 for women, and 18 for men.

I do agree - I was shit at it - but then who wasn't for their first time.
(Maclir, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:35, closed)

Could people please restrict their answers to A or B, please?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:51, closed)

Yeah, see the third reply down.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:28, closed)