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This is a question Sexual Disasters

We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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I can...
Make ladies spurt. I am inordinately proud of this.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:38, Ignore, closed)
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 14:02, 14 replies)
How about you, Badger?
Ever make your wife "spurt"?

Come to think of it, have you ever actually found her real vagina?
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 14:39, closed)
I put a Firenginebot (tm) in there with the ladder extended as a place marker.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:09, closed)
Fireenginebottom
Bright red and everyone gets the fuck out of the way when they see it coming
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:12, closed)
I'd have thought a Metroplex or Unicron at least

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:02, closed)
So your story is
"Someone told a story"?
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:09, closed)
If only there was someone looking after this forum.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:13, closed)
He won't even answer my question about dogs bums.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:27, closed)
I blame old man river.
He didn't care enough to save us from shoddy modding.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 21:50, closed)
Oh come on now, you're two weeks into the job and you're already recycling the same old shit, it seems hardly fair to have a go at the posters for it.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:43, closed)
Yeah
Tea, when they see your picture.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:35, closed)
Are you sure they're ladies?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 1:42, closed)
Or perhaps you confusing 'spurt' with 'vomit'?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 1:43, closed)

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