Sexual Disasters
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
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McChinaman banned, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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I can...
Make ladies spurt. I am inordinately proud of this.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:38, Ignore, closed)
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 14:02,
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How about you, Badger?
Ever make your wife "spurt"?
Come to think of it, have you ever actually found her real vagina?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 14:39,
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I put a Firenginebot (tm) in there with the ladder extended as a place marker.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:09,
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Fireenginebottom
Bright red and everyone gets the fuck out of the way when they see it coming
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:12,
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I'd have thought a Metroplex or Unicron at least
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:02,
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So your story is
"Someone told a story"?
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McChinaman banned, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:09,
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If only there was someone looking after this forum.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:13,
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He won't even answer my question about dogs bums.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:27,
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I blame old man river.
He didn't care enough to save us from shoddy modding.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 21:50,
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Oh come on now, you're two weeks into the job and you're already recycling the same old shit, it seems hardly fair to have a go at the posters for it.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:43,
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Yeah
Tea, when they see your picture.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:35,
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Are you sure they're ladies?
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zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 1:42,
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Or perhaps you confusing 'spurt' with 'vomit'?
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zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 1:43,
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