Sexual Disasters
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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Make ladies spurt. I am inordinately proud of this.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 14:38, Ignore, closed)
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 14:02, 14 replies)
How about you, Badger?
Ever make your wife "spurt"?
Come to think of it, have you ever actually found her real vagina?
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 14:39, closed)
Ever make your wife "spurt"?
Come to think of it, have you ever actually found her real vagina?
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 14:39, closed)
I put a Firenginebot (tm) in there with the ladder extended as a place marker.
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:09, closed)
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Fireenginebottom
Bright red and everyone gets the fuck out of the way when they see it coming
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:12, closed)
Bright red and everyone gets the fuck out of the way when they see it coming
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:12, closed)
I blame old man river.
He didn't care enough to save us from shoddy modding.
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 21:50, closed)
He didn't care enough to save us from shoddy modding.
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 21:50, closed)
Oh come on now, you're two weeks into the job and you're already recycling the same old shit, it seems hardly fair to have a go at the posters for it.
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:43, closed)
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