Tits
Women. When wearing a revealing upper-garment, please refrain from taking offence should you find us gentlemen gazing upon the majesty of your generous bosom. If you want men to talk directly to your face, kindly consider wearing a polar-neck, bubble-jacket, or perhaps some 19th century diving equipment.

Nice one.
(Chairman Lmao Something something your mum, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:05, 5 replies)

Doesn't matter what the missus says or does
playing with her tits makes it all better.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:29, closed)

There's nothing on her face I'm interested in seeing,
and I can just as easily ignore what she's saying without looking at her as with.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 20:53, closed)

Why have women got boobs?
So you've got something to look at while your talking to them
(TheColonel, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:08, closed)

I wish
that was the true scientific reason that boobs existed. It would make life one hell of a lot easier for perverts. Myself included.
(Chairman Lmao Something something your mum, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:39, closed)

This FTW
All I can think about is tits now...need to do a Google Image search on Iga Wyrwal now to get my fix.
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:06, closed)