Devine retribution
My mother-in-law constantly put down my father-in-law and took delight in doing so even in full earshot of anyone unfortunate to be in her company. Sadly, after years for being a "kept woman" she got a part-time job and was heavily influenced by the anti-men brigade. Going full tilt she decided to seperate to teach the old bugger a lesson. It was a sad day when she saw him out of the house he'd worked and paid for, with just a suitcase and £10k in his back pocket after 30yrs of marriage. But funnily enough he scored with a randy widow who owned her own bungalow and I'd never seen him happier! The m-in-l became very bitter and twisted at the news and on the eve of our wedding, decided she wanted him back (I still think it was to avoid any embarrassment on the top table at the reception). She seemed delighted to have the old fool back and even continued to henpeck, especially about "his affair". I'll never forget the day she tried to shock us by revealing that this other woman had performed oral sex on the old man(as if it was something to be ashamed and degrading?), the wry look from my father-in-law was priceless!

A few more years of misery later he took ill and was on his deathbed in a hospital sideroom, I had the awful task of informing m-in-l to attend before it was too late. She turned up escorted by a female friend and f-in-l (now barely conscious or lucid), threw his arms up and shouted the name of his fleeting love, obviously mistaking the other woman as the merry widow and totally ignoring his wife. Then he passed away peacefully with a smile on his face.

True to form the bitch regaled in telling the tale at his funeral, totally unaware the joke was on her!

My only fear is that I married her daughter?
(minky, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:57, 2 replies)

what
an old cunt! The MiL ...Obviously.
( bane, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:10, closed)

^^this
muchos
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:30, closed)